Terrordactyl more like

A cat found in Stroud, Gloucestershire, is a 26 toed polydactyl. (Fing with loads of toes.)  Why is nobody else running for the hills?  At the very least I would want an angry mob with torches and pitchforks heading to the deep south to end this monstrosity.  To make this even worse, this evil cat-beast has had a kitten, wich is also a polydactyl, albeit with only two extra claws.  Only. I say it like it's ok.  Like, "It's only AIDS"  

I'm a firm believer in Darwinism, and as such I have to believe that nature knows what it's doing. But come on, talk about testing my faith. Cats are the most evil domesticated animal in history, and although they have the ability to retract their claws, they seem 100% committed to not retracting them when they jump on my knee.  When you go to cat owner's houses, they insist on trying to reassure you that their Feline is perfectly safe. Probably because the look on your face is one of abstract terror and fear, usually reserved for going to the cash machine the day before payday. But, alas, you soon feel the sharp sting of cat claws penetrating your Chino slacks, and into that soft fleshy buttock tissue. A pain equalled only by anti-rabies injections to the diaphragm.

The animal shelter that found "Coco," or as I prefer to call it, Octopussy, is now looking for a home for it, as they seem unable to find it's owner.  Does Robert Mugabe have a cat? What about Kim Jong-Il.  Perhaps they could fight over Coco and Coco II?

Since not even the rural community of Stroud has dealt with Coco yet, I thought I'd attempt to put my own plan in motion.  I'm currently building a rudimentary cat-cannon from a pringles tube, using natural gas as a propellent.

It's not perfected yet, but I'm sure you get the idea.

I am of course looking for sponsorship to develop this idea, and develop my drawing skills, but you can see it's pure genius.  PATENT PENDING!

If trials of the device are successful, I can't see it taking long before it can be rolled out to the general public.  Starting with the Stroud area, of course. Oh, and don't think it's limited to Polydactyl kittehs. The device doesn't discriminate...